We've had two great days in Dublin, and hope we've done the city justice. We didn't skoll pints of Guinness at Temple Bar like most tourists, but we did gain an excellent introduction to Irish history and what shapes the country today. It's an expensive city - we're spending euros like dollars - and if I had a job in ICT here it wouldn't be a problem. But with rapidly depreciating NZ dollars it's not the place we can linger too long. Hopefully things will be a little cheaper in the country.
We check out of our Rialto BnB and head for the tram stop, wheeled suitcases in tow. In minutes we're in town and on the express bus to the airport. The airport? Yup - we need to return our rental car for our flights to Heathrow and Singapore efficiently, so best to pick up and drop off at the airport.
After the cramped and noisy Yaris we've booked a Toyota Corolla equivalent, and find ourselves in a 2026 Seat Leon. I know of Seat (a Spanish car make), but have never driven one, nor heard of a Leon. It's roughly the size of a Corolla, and fits our suitcases in the boot without a problem. In the Yaris we needed one on the back seat. Performance, suspension and handling are much better than the Yaris, but the biggest issue is that it's an ICE, not a hybrid, therefore it has no regen braking, and in D mode it coasts forever in the interests of efficiency. Sport mode is only slightly better, but it's painful having to brake for corners rather than just lifting off.
Then I discover the paddles almost invisibly tucked behind the steering wheel. Great - it has a manual override, not dissimilar to the DCT (dual clutch transmission) on my Africa Twin. It helps a little, but keeps jumping back to Drive when it thinks I no longer need it. Please, car, can I be the judge? Looks like I need to read the manual in detail.
But this generates an interesting observation on the increasing sophistication, ease of driving, lack of emissions and energy efficiency of EVs. I've owned one for four years, and would never purchase an ICE again, hybrid or not. And the latest generation of EVs are better and cheaper than my Atto. Quite simply, the petrol ICE age is over, with Trump's dalliance in the Middle East hastening the demise.
So where to go in Ireland? Most of our itinerary sees us hugging the coast, but there's plenty to see in the interior too. We pick up an ancient tourist map to help us home in on the main attractions. The book will fill in supplementary detail. I'm particularly keen to understand more about the Salmon of Knowledge - but how do I know where to find it?
As we set off from Dublin Airport and head into the interior it feels like a transition on the way home. England's drystone walls have given way to hedges, pastures are more lush and green, there're more cattle, houses are more modern and for a moment you could be forgiven for thinking you're back in NZ. Until you meet the signs. While regulatory signs are mostly symbolic and in English, informational and directional signs are bilingual.
Both on arterials
and back roads
I can't comprehend or properly pronounce Gaeilge - Ireland's first official language. But you quickly come to recognise:
- Géill Slí - Give Way
- Go Mall - Slow
- Scoile - School
- Paistí ag siúl - Children crossing.
Confusing? Not at all. It adds to the richness of the travelling experience. I continue to be puzzled why there's such antipathy to adding Māori to our road signs, and put it down to a racist kneejerk reaction - the same one that torpedoed Three Waters. Is it really so hard to add Kura to a School sign?
We stop in at Tesco's on the way to our BnB, and it's time for me to continue my highly unscientific commentary on the cost of living. Here sirloin steak is €25/kg. That's $NZ50, so comparable.
But the average wage in Ireland? Around €50k pa. That's $100k vs NZ's $63k. My hypothesis is holding.
A cynic might say that Ireland is a huge bog with pockets of dry land. Historically that was pretty much the case, but over the centuries the bogs have been drained, cut, or reclaimed. Fortunately some remain, and we check out Portach Chlárach, the Clara Bog Nature Reserve, not far from our BnB. A 1km boardwalk has been kindly provided so we don't get our feet wet. Or more importantly, sink into the bog never to be seen again. Those who did hundreds of years ago are remarkably well-preserved due to the acidic bog environment.
Just as NZ is starting to recognise the value of its wetlands, so too is Ireland. This area is now a protected nature reserve. The Irish are re‑wetting the Clara Bog - raising the water table, blocking drains, reshaping cutover areas, and stabilising peat. They are trying to return the bog to its natural, peat‑forming conditions, but are having a hugely difficult job getting moss and animal species re-established. They may never come back, and some are extinct already. Just as Joni Mitchell sang long ago, "Don't it always seem to go; That you don't know what you've got til its gone".Day 2 - Athlone & surrounds
We're going back in time now - before the British made their presence felt in the 1600s.
Cluain Mhic Nóis (Clonmacnoise) is an early Christian monastic city established in AD 544. It's located just south of Athlone at a unique point in Ireland's geography where an east-west route across the bogs (Slighe Mór) intersects the River Shannon. It grew in power and influence, and by the 9th century had become one of Ireland’s most famous monastic centres, attracting scholars from across Europe, and was closely associated with the early Irish kings.
Like many ancient sites it's now an abandoned ruin. The Vikings attacked it due to its wealth, and in the 13th century it was abandoned as nearby Athlone grew in influence.
One tower remained reasonably intact.
Votive offerings - small tokens left at holy sites to ask for protection, give thanks, or honour the dead - are scattered around the site. Pauline finds a coin in her pocket, and I'm left to wonder exactly what she's asking for.
It's good to see the ruins still serving a useful purpose.
We've been lucky with the weather for pretty much the whole trip. Just the odd rainband that we could put up with for a couple of hours. The afternoon wasn't looking bright though, with drizzle turning to rain forecast. We were planning a walking tour along the Shannon in Athlone, taking in the old castle (closed for renovations) and Sean’s Bar, reputedly the oldest pub in Ireland. Dated reliably at 900AD, it beats Dublin's Brazen Head by 300 years. Not needing to stop for a Guinness, we decide on a drive-by instead. Pretty unassuming actually.
Apparently it's possible to do a Viking ship cruise on Lough Ree, but we pass on that one. In Dublin we saw the Viking tourist bus go past a number of times, with most of the passengers wearing Viking helmets. The cringe factor is just too much to contemplate. Perhaps half a century ago. Instead with rain threatening we do a quick tiki tour of the south-eastern edge of Lough Ree to the north of Athlone and head for home. Sometimes it's nice to have a rest in amongst the travel. And of course there are always bills to pay and GST returns to do.
Tomorrow we're heading back towards the coast north of Dublin and back further in time - to the neolithic and a time of myths and legends. Might we find some swans? Stay tuned.
