Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Of Witches, Sisters, Magpies, Snakes & Bombs

 Day 1 - heading south

Sad to be leaving the alpine Lakes District behind.  We're heading south for the pastoral rolling hills of the Peak District in Derbyshire, and hopefully more agreeable weather as we come down out of the clouds.  Our ultimate destination is our BnB in Litton Mill to the south east of Manchester.  Litton Mill?  An historic 18th-century cotton-spinning mill on the River Wye.  

If the name vaguely rings a bell, it's because Litton Mill was infamous - it relied heavily on forced child labour, especially pauper apprentices from distant city workhouses, who were subjected to brutal conditions. It was exposed by Robert Blincoe, who arrived at Litton Mill in 1803 at about age seven, and endured beatings, starvation, dangerous machinery and 14 hour days.  He dictated his story to journalist John Brown in 1822 which helped fuel public outrage about child labour in factories, and is said to have inspired Dickens’ Oliver Twist.

There are a lot of little towns between Barrowford and Lancaster: Roughlee, Newchurch, Barley, Downham. Clitheroe, Waddington, Newton, Dunsop Bridge and Trough of Bowland.  We drive through most of them.

Back in the early 1600s it wasn't an easy time being poor, particularly for women.  Many relied on folk healing, begging, and charms to survive, and rivalries were intense.  Superstition was rife, and claims of sorcery were levelled at rivals.  When a passing pedlar at Pendle Hill dropped dead after an encounter with a woman, his son claimed he'd been bewitched.  A Puritan magistrate investigated and rounded up 11 people, mostly women, and marched them in chains to Lancaster Castle via these towns.  Known as the Pendle Witches, they were tried, all but one convicted, and hanged.

A statue of Alice Nutter, one of the witches, is immortalised in Roughlee.  As an adjacent plaque reads, she was unusual amongst the accused in that she was comparatively wealthy, the widow of a yeoman farmer.  There was no evidence that she was a "witch", and pleaded not guilty to the charge of murder, but was hanged along with the others in 1612.

A sombre Pauline reflects on conditions 400 years ago when poverty, superstition, religious intolerance and zealous prosecution lead to horrendous injustices.


And now for the sisters.

Pauline's read Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights in her youth, and is keen to see the Brontë sisters' home, which they lived in from 1820 to the end of their relatively short lives.  We set the GPS for the Haworth Parsonage which is now museum, though it feels more like a preserved family home frozen in time.


The room where the sisters did much of their writing is immaculately restored.


Their early deaths are tragic.  Mother Maria died just after arriving at Harworth, leaving father Patrick to raise six children all under 8 years old.  The two eldest children died shortly thereafter.  Charlotte died at age 38 from TB and pregnancy complications, Emily at age 30 of TB, and Anne at age 29, also of TB.  Brother Branwell died before them at age 31 of TB worsened by alcoholism and opium addiction.  Their father Patrick outlasted all his six children and died age 84.  I can't imagine how it must have felt to have to bury your wife and six children.  Sadly as well, the world has been deprived of more novels from these incredible sisters.

Another magnificent grandfather clock - I'm getting rather sentimental about these.


Patrick would wind it at 9pm every night as he warned his daughters not to stay up too late.

Having read Charlotte's Jane Eyre and Emily's Wuthering Heights, Pauline bought Anne's The Tenant of Wildfell Hall in the gift shop to round off her reading list.

The town of Haworth is delightful, with the only distraction being the Halloween displays set up six weeks in advance.  

Lunch at Pavé.


Having sampled the cheese platter, how could we not get more to bring back to the BnB?  A quote from author Avery Aames is prominently displayed: Life is great.  Cheese makes it better.  Works for me!


The chocolate shop has just as much attraction for Pauline.


We're running a bit late by this stage and head straight for our Monsal Cottage BnB.  We're in Manchester's halo and rush hour traffic is horrendous.  We arrive after dark, and take this pic the next morning.  Bright and sunny!



Day 2 - a day in Derbyshire

When I think of magpies and lead, I visualise a small pellet travelling at high speed where the prognosis for the magpie is not good.  That, of course, relates to nasty aggressive Australian magpies regarded as a pest species at home.  Perhaps not as destructive as hedgehogs or possums, but they attack native birds, and that's a good enough reason to take them out whenever they come in range.  But there's a problem - their intelligence is on a par with crows, and it's rumoured that not only can they tell if you're carrying a firearm, they can tell what calibre it is too, and stay just out of range.  

By comparison, British magpies are lovely with iridescent blue‑green wings and a long, elegant tail.  They're generally shy and rarely aggressive.

Which brings me to our first stop of the day - the Magpie Lead Mine.  Just opposite the entrance is a scene I haven't seen for a while - a herd of cows.


It's clearly not the Waikato.  Stock density is low, dry-stone walls delineate the paddocks, and there isn't an electric fence in sight.  But hay making is in progress - all a marked contrast to the Lakes District where the moors and dales can only support a few sparse sheep.

Ah - the lead mine.  Not far from our BnB and Bakewell.  Initiated in the 18th century, it continued working until decommissioned in the 1950s.


The mine is famous for a violent dispute between rival mining groups back in 1833.  Both were working the same vein from different shafts, and one group lit a fire to smoke the other out.  Three men died, but the perpetrators were acquitted of murder as it couldn't be proved who lit the fire.  Rumour has it that the victim's wives put a curse on the mine and it subsequently struggled with flooding, disputes and low ore prices until it eventually closed down.

It's a dramatic landscape though.


So why the Magpie Mine?  According to the historical record, the mine’s name “likely originates from the magpie’s association with shiny objects, a fitting moniker for a mine that yielded this valuable metal".

Did I mention Bakewell?  When Pauline was in England in the late 90s she was drawn to the town famed for its Bakewell Pudding.  It's said to have been created by accident in the 1860s at the Rutland Arms Hotel when a cook misinterpreted a recipe.  Imagine a puff pastry base spread with a layer of jam and completed with an almond‑egg filling, baked until golden and slightly wobbly.  Who could resist?  Needless to say, we bought a couple.


We pop back to the BnB to hang out washing, have lunch, then note the Yaris needs a top-up.  Not just petrol, the TPMS advises the front right tyre is low so I ease into the air pump space.  Hmm - air's not flowing.  Is the pump broken?  Then I read the instructions.  Payment is required!  For the first time in my life I've had to pay for air.  Ok it was only £1.50 but it didn't put me in a particularly good mood.

Before we can eat Bakewell pudding we need a decent walk to justify the calories.  Mam Tor Hillfort fits the bill nicely.  It's a 4,000 year old Bronze Age fort and burial site with commanding views over the surrounding countryside.  Of course Sam's monkey comes with us - we send Monkey Travel stories home each night.


It was only 4km, but with a 200m elevation gain it gave us a decent workout.  The trail was rough in places too.  Here we're crossing an old road that's slipped down the hill.


It used to be the A625, but it was built right across the weak shale landslide zone.  After multiple slides and repairs the last straw was the 1974 failure and the road was abandoned.  Engineers accepted the obvious: you can’t build a stable road on a moving mountain.

We're on our way to the Derwent Dam, but there's a tantalisingly labelled Snake Pass road just to the north.  We've done Hardknott - why not knock off another tricky one?  It must twist and turn like a snake with a name like that.  What an anti-climax!  It was less difficult than cruising over the Kaimais on SH29.  And the name?  It comes from the Snake Inn, a coaching inn built in the early 19th century by the Duke of Devonshire.  The inn’s sign featured a serpent - the emblem of the Cavendish family - and travellers began referring to the road as “Snake Pass”.

But it got us to Derwent Dam, where the engineer creating the Midland's water supply had a sense of humour.  He rather liked Gothic towers.


Two of them.


Please note that washing, bathing and being a nuisance are not allowed.


But it's on the upside of the dam where the action happened.   In WW2 the British needed to take out the German dams in the Ruhr, but they were heavily protected.  Enter the bouncing bomb - a huge spinning cylinder that skipped across water like a skimming stone, evaded torpedo nets, struck a dam wall, sank, and detonated underwater to breach the dam.

To do this proficiently, the RAF 617 Dambuster Squadron had to practice, and the Derwent Dam was the perfect location.  Minus the detonator fuse.


Note how low the water level is.  A long dry summer has left both the Derwent and nearby Ladybower Reservoirs exceptionally low.  The remains of the Derwent and Ashopton villages flooded when the dams were built have now reappeared.  They normally sit metres underwater.

Fortunately we're back at Monsal Cottage before nightfall.  Tomorrow we're heading to Brewood, near Wolverhampton.  What on earth is the attraction in the middle of the industrial Midlands?  Can't you think of somewhere more scenic to go?  All will be revealed.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

Last two days in the Lakes District

 Day 1 - Saturday 19 Sep - hiking and viewing

After a couple of days of light activity it's time to get back into some serious hiking.  Pauline's been doing some research and has homed in on Aira Force on Lake Ullswater.  That's Aira Force, not Air Force.  It comes from Old Norse eyrr á fors and translates to the waterfall on the gravel‑bank river.  Hmm - a waterfall - that means a change in elevation - that means a steep climb.  Shades of Wairere Falls perhaps?

The weather's looking good.  Yesterday's steady rain has blown over and we've reverted to the Lakes District's sun/cloud/showers regime.  It's windy too.  Loaded up with wet weather gear, warm clothes and a picnic lunch we set off.

And I have to say that Pauline's absolutely nailed it.  


It's an easy 2km climb along the Aira Beck (river).  We're walking through ancient woodland - conifers, old broadleaf trees, ferns, moss, and roots twisting over stones.  It's got a primeval feel to it.


We stop and have lunch at the top where the beck first starts descending.


On our way back down we take in the main waterfall where the beck drops 22m through a narrow, rocky ravine before flowing into Ullswater.  A bit short of Wairere's 153m, but impressive all the same.


With the exercising done for the day we head for the John Ruskin Museum in Coniston.  Established in 1901 it tells the story of Coniston from stone-age axe makers, through copper and slate mining to the Bluebird exhibit.  A good selection on Ruskin's life and times, and his drawings and watercolours.

Pauline was also taken by the Arthur Ransome display.  I raised an eyebrow.  Who?  His Swallows and Amazons series never made it onto my childhood reading list.

While all was interesting, the restoration of K7 was spectacular.


Behind Pauline is the Bristol Siddeley Orpheus 701 turbojet engine that powered K7 and was recovered from the lake in 2001.  Campbell's body was also recovered two months later.  In the foreground is the lovingly restored long wheelbase Landrover that acted as Campbell's support vehicle.

Another day knocked off.  We've done lakes, rivers, waterfalls, high passes and museums.  Is there anything left to see on our final full day?


Day 2 - Hardknott Fort and prizegiving

Our last full day in the Lakes District, and time to hand out some prizes, most of which were earned today.  The smartest, the smelliest, the smallest, the scariest, the screeest, the stupidest, the shiveryest, the steepest and because I've run out of "s" words, the deepest, the beautifulest, the gnomest, and the fastest.

The smartest has already been awarded.  Crows are the smartest birds around.  It was fascinating watching them in Beatrix Potter's orchard - making short work of fruit on the trees, and being first at the scene the moment visitors vacated a picnic table.  Partridges take the award for the stupidest, and Bluebird K7 takes the award for the fastest.  So where do the others come in?  It starts early.

Oops - we have a Sunday morning hot water problem.  I had a good shower last night, but Pauline's shower this morning is stone cold, and she has to wash her hair.  "Just leave it another half day, it'll be fine" I helpfully advise.  I get a daggers look, and clearly don't understand a woman's need to wash her hair.  An hour later and two boils of the jug it's all done and we're on our way.

The first two prizes for the day:

  • The shiveryest hot water - our BnB
  • The beautifulest hair - Pauline's of course!

First on the agenda is Hardknott Fort just northwest of Coniston.  Courtesy of the Internet:

Hardknott Fort is the remains of a Roman military castrum built between AD 120–138, early in the reign of Emperor Hadrian.  Its purpose was to guard the route through Eskdale and secure movement between the coastal fort at Glannoventa (Ravenglass) and the inland fort at Galava (Ambleside). About 500 soldiers were stationed here, monitoring travel and enforcing Roman law in the valley. 

Today it’s one of the most visually striking Roman sites in Britain.  Unfortunately we didn't get far enough north to sight Hadrian's wall and the Sycamore Gap tree that isn't there.

Striking, that is, if you like foundations and sheep.


It's a bleak and desolate place, and I suspect the Roman soldiers would have been longing for the warmth of the Mediterranean.  Pauline is suitably rugged up.


But is certainly commanded a great view down the Eskdale valley.


Did I mention that to get to the fort we had to come over a couple of passes?  We're approaching from the east, so first we navigate the Wrynose Pass.  Despite it being a fine and sunny day we picked up a few spots on the windscreen.


Barring some errant sheep, this pass was quite straightforward.


Next was the Hardknott Pass, and this one has a bit of a reputation.  It has some of the steepest grades in Britain (up to 33%), there are very tight hairpin bends, it is very narrow with stone walls on one side and precipitous drop-offs on the other.  Passing places are few and far between, so suddenly meeting another vehicle typically sees the downhill driver reversing to a passing spot.  Needless to say, it does not suit large vehicles, nor nervous drivers.  

Sheep and cyclists add to the challenge.  In fact it's an excellent hill-climb challenge for cyclists - a brutal 2.2 km stretch with a 300m elevation gain.  No easy recovery sections, and either front wheel lift or rear wheel slide depending on your position on the bike.  If you stop, it's very hard to restart.  If you're planning on doing the Tour de France, this is a great training ride - it's a VO₂‑max test disguised as a road.

This is the top half of the Hardknott looking up from the fort.  In case you were wondering, Hardknott comes from Old Norse and translates as hard crag or hard rocky hill.  You can see why.


The warnings to respect this pass need to be heeded, particularly in adverse weather, but today the downhill was straightforward.  It's sealed all the way, and not technically difficult.  I'd rate Skippers Canyon a much more difficult drive.

Award for the steepest road we've travelled?  Hardknott Pass.  The scariest?  No - that comes later.

The motorcyclists we met at Coniston on Wednesday recommended Wast Water - a lake just to the east of Hardknott.  We programmed it in to the GPS, and it's absolutely stunning.


No, that's not snow on the hills.  Just rock, scree, and a smattering of vegetation of whatever can grimly hang on.  The hills have interesting names: High Iron Crag, Broken Rib, Devil's Slidegate.  You get the picture.

Talking of scree, it comes right down to the water's edge.


Award for the screeest lake: Wast Water.

But wait, there are second and third awards in the offing.  Wast Water was formed in an over‑deepened glacial valley, and at 79m is the deepest lake in England.  The depth and clarity of the lake led to a few shenanigans.  In the late 1990s divers placed garden gnomes, a picket fence, and ornaments down into Wast Water and arranged them as a surreal “gnome garden” on the lakebed.  Sadly several divers died while trying to reach the gnome garden and Police divers removed them.  But it's rumoured more gnomes have been placed even deeper, where Police divers cannot access.

Wast Water scoops the pool - the screeest, the deepest and the gnomest lake in Britain.  Worthy of another photo.


We carry on to Down in the Dale at the head of the lake.  Pauline's keen to check out the remote St Olaf's church.  A pungent and pervasive rural smell assaults our nostrils as we step out of the car.  As we walk around the corner, it's easy to see why.

A muck spreader is doing its thing.  We manage our approach to the church to avoid being sprayed.

Award for the smelliest location: Down in the Dale.

There's been a church at St Olaf's since 950, though this one is much more modern, built around 1550.  Legend has it that St Olaf spent time here in 1015 helping build defences to repel a Saxon invasion.  I popped in to review the architecture, though churches really aren't my thing.


And the award for the smallest parish church in England at just 156 cubic metres goes to St Olafs.

I think that just leaves one award to go - the scariest!  Precipitous bluffs?  33% gradients?  Deep lakes?  Not a chance.  Think carefully.  Would you dare enter this BnB without an invitation and assurances you'd be safe and not attacked by a dangerous animal?


Shades of Monty Python - particularly for those who love The Fish‑Slapping Dance.  I'm tempted to add a sign below our Kahuimanu BnB signboard.  

Beware Maisie the savage chook.  She'll have your leg off.

I hear our chooks are creating mayhem in the neighbourhood.  Going where they shouldn't and digging up freshly planted seedlings.  But would anyone listen to me about feathered stock units?  Abject apologies and offers of recompense emailed to the victims.

Pauline has taken over the afternoon shift, and the GPS plots our quickest route home as back over the passes.  "I'll pass", she says, and takes the long way round.

Today was our last full day in the Lakes District and it's been a blast.  I hope we haven't missed too much, and picked the eye teeth out of the attractions.  Tomorrow we leave the cold hot water behind and head south to the heart of Lancashire.  Stay tuned.

Friday, September 18, 2026

The Lakes District - first three days

 Day 1 - Lakes

The Lakes District is known for many things.  Not surprisingly, lakes is one of them, so we'd better check them out.

First stop is Tarn Hows, a small mountain lake (tarn) nestled between Coniston and Hawkshead. Today is alternately sunny, cloudy and drizzly - perfect for an easy 4km walk.  The pictures can do the talking.


The trees in the background are mixed conifer and broadleaf woodland.


Although it looks natural, Tarn Hows was enlarged and reshaped in the 19th century by damming  the outlets of three smaller tarns to create a single lake.  Later, Beatrix Potter bought the estate and donated it to the National Trust in 1930, ensuring its preservation.  More on Beatrix and Mrs Tiggy-Winkle tomorrow.

I was intrigued by the coins bashed into the tree stumps.  I was grateful for the extra traction when leaping onto a stump for a photo, but then saw them on fallen logs too.  


What gives?  A bit of Internet sleuthing:

It's a centuries‑old British “wish tree” tradition.  People have been embedding coins into fallen trunks or stumps since at least the 1700s, and Tarn Hows has one of the Lake District’s best examples.

The practice comes from old wish‑tree and healing‑tree customs:

  • Make a wish: A coin is left as a small offering, symbolising a hope or desire
  • Leave behind an ailment: Folklore held that you could “transfer” a sickness (like a toothache) into the tree by embedding a coin
  • Good luck: Coins were offerings for fortune or protection on a journey.

Sadly we didn't have any coins with us, so Pauline will have to carry her chesty cough with her a bit longer.  And who believes in these unscientific folklore traditions anyway?  Being the cheapskate I am, I cross my fingers instead.


I'm sure Pauline wasn't serious when she suggested Beef Wellington for dinner.


When we're travelling, dogs are a magnet for Pauline, just like motorcycles are a magnet for me.  Some obliging walkers with a big black Lab called Daisy stop, give Pauline a sniff and tail wag, and offer to take a photo for us.  Better than a distorted close-range selfie.  


This time we packed our own lunch - sourdough bread from the supermarket sandwiching a fine Wensleydale cheese.  Cheaper too - a couple of flat whites at £8 instead of a typical bought lunch and coffee at £20.  Adds up after a while.

So that was looking at a lake from the shore.  In the afternoon we get out onto one.  We've booked the Steam Yacht Gondola cruise which takes us out onto Coniston Water for a couple of hours.


It's a fully restored Victorian steam yacht, originally launched in 1859.  It deteriorated over time, sank in a storm in the 1960s and was restored with a new hull and steam engine in the 1970s.

This fine house on the lake's edge had four chimneys - a sign of high status.  What's more, the chimneys are round.  "That's so the devil can't hide in corners", our guide reliably explains.


I'd heard of John Ruskin, but only vaguely.  He was a Victorian sage who tried to reshape society through moral and philosophical writing.  He'd probably be regarded as a socialist now as he attacked laissez‑faire economics, and argued for ethical business, public welfare and education for all.  Another addition to my retirement reading - once I've got through Bertrand Russell.  We view where Ruskin spent his final decades at Brantwood on the edge of the lake where he wrote, painted, and lectured.

Another notable personality associated with Coniston Water is Donald Campbell.  We pass by the markers used for his water-speed record attempt in Bluebird K7 in 1967.  His intense determination and willingness to push his boat's performance beyond its design envelope led to a fatal crash at 300mph (480kph).  I was just 10 at the time, and recall the outpouring of grief in Britain and around the world.

But as good as the scenic attractions were, the steam engine had an attraction all its own.


The oil can was well-used keeping all those bearings manually lubricated.


Being in an environmentally sensitive area, the boiler is fed with Welsh compressed biomass logs rather than coal.  


The TSS Earnslaw on Lake Wakatipu could perhaps take some lessons from this.  Despite its authenticity I've never been happy seeing clouds of coal smoke and soot released into such a pristine environment.

Pauline let slip she was planning on booking me into a day on the Gondola for my birthday present, where I'd be assisting the crew on the bridge, with customer service, and in the engine room.  It would have been brilliant, but it was an upfront cost with no refunds for bad weather, just deferment.  Wisely, she bought me a T-shirt instead.

On our way out some motorbikes magnetically catch my eye.  A very nice Kawasaki GPZ1100 over 30 years old, and a Suzuki GSX1100 of a similar vintage.  Their owners are sitting nearby, and needless to say, we start chatting.  Half an hour later we're a bit anxious our paid parking is about to expire, so after picking up more tips on what to see in Cumbria and letting them know NZ is a great place for bikes we make an exit and head for home.

It's here that I'm forming an intelligence ranking for British birds, from smart to exceptionally dumb:

  • Crows
  • Ordinary birds
  • Pheasants
  • Partridges (look like large quail).

There's nothing more frustrating following a partridge down a road at 10mph while it weaves left and right but doesn't actually make an effort to fly or run into the undergrowth.  Not surprisingly, they make up a large percentage of feathered roadkill.

Back at the BnB.  Cheese and crackers will be served.


Day 2 - Mrs Tiggy-Winkle and friends

A "must see" for Pauline is Beatrix Potter's Hill Top cottage.  She missed out on her previous trip, and wasn't going to let it happen again.  It's only half an hour east from our BnB on the other side of Coniston Water, so an easy drive in typical Lakes District conditions - sun, cloud and showers in varying proportions.  Autumn finally feels as though it's on its way.


The sign on the fork reads:

The flowers love the house,
they try to come in!
Houseleek grows on the window
sills and ledges; wisteria climbs the
wall, clematis chokes the spout's
casings... [and] the odd pink
cabbage rose, that peeps in at the
small paned windows.

Beatrix Potter, untried manuscript

It's a lovely a 17th‑century stone farmhouse, meticulously arranged exactly as she left it, and easy to see how it shaped her stories.  It's surrounded by gardens and orchards, and it's not hard to imagine Mr McGregor chasing Peter Rabbit through the gate, or Jemima Puddle‑Duck waddling up the path.

Loved the clock.  Why is that when I'm old I have a fascination for older things?


Shades of Bletchley Park.  


And Woolsthorpe Manor!


The Tale of Mrs Tiggy-Winkle about a kindly hedgehog washerwoman is a lovely story. 


And hedgehogs fit naturally into the English ecosystem where they are loved creatures.  You can even buy hedgehog food pellets at supermarkets.  


Sadly habitat loss has classified them as vulnerable to extinction, and they are now protected under UK law. 

Conversely, we regard them as noxious introduced pests as they feed on our native insects, skinks and ground-nesting birds.  As we don't have foxes and badgers they have no natural predators and are growing in numbers.  Well, some of us think they're pests.  Fed on a diet of Mrs Tiggy-Winkle and loving their cute appearance there are plenty of people who save them, feed them and release them into the wild.  Just keep an eye on the Morrinsville FB pages, and watch the comments explode as someone asks how to care for a sick or baby hedgehog!

We have half a day left and decide to do a driving loop.  First stop the car ferry across Lake Windermere.  There's been a ferry operating here since the 13th century.  


Up to Ullswater and round the corner to Howtown for lunch.  Amazing how many people pick up on our accent and talk to us about how they've visited NZ, want to visit NZ, or have family living in NZ.  After chatting for half an hour we give a particularly talkative lady the URL of our BnB and finally make a break.

We skirt Keswick on our way west and make our way down the Cumbrian coast.  A huge industrial complex looms up in front of us - Sellafield.  It started as a WW2 munitions factory, then housed Britain’s first nuclear weapons reactors.  It was shut down in 1957 after a reactor caught fire, and is now the UK’s central hub for nuclear waste processing, storage, and decommissioning.  We have a pressing engagement and the Visitor Centre shut down years ago, so we continue south.

The Lakes District isn't all lakes.  I was particularly taken by this view from the car window.  I hasten to add that Pauline was driving.  Typically I'll do the morning shift and she'll do the afternoon.


We're booked for dinner at the Blacksmiths Arms, just a few minutes from our BnB.  Check out that anvil.


Superb local fare - duck, pork and venison, washed down with French and Spanish reds.  No complaints, and it's good to have dinner out if we're leaving the following day.


Day 3 - Croquet, but not on the Domain

Another relaxed start as we check out of Janet's Broughton Mills cottage.  We're not due at the Crake Valley croquet lawns until 10.30am, which gives us time to fill the car up with £45 of petrol.  Ouch, but it's a lot cheaper than the Forester.

Croquet?  You go all the way to England just to play croquet?  Yup - but let me explain.  A few months ago Louise and Chris dropped by our Te Aroha Domain lawns on their tour around NZ.  We struck up a conversation as you do, received an invite to drop by Crake Valley when we're in the Lakes District, swapped email addresses, and the rest is history.  Their friend Michael from Vancouver Island in Canada also happened to be visiting, so let the Commonwealth Croquet Games begin!

It would be fair to say that the Brits had the edge on the colonials, but not by much, and if we'd been playing with our own mallets it would have been even closer.  But just getting out there for the morning before the rain rolled in was hugely satisfying.


Pauline was behind the camera both times, so unfortunately we don't have a shot of her with Louise.


We're planning on getting away at lunchtime, but the Fish & Chip shop is just across the road.  By 3pm Michael had a train to catch and we'd decided to trash our afternoon activity due to the rain, so headed for the supermarket (phones - check!) and on to our Home in Rusland BnB for our second three nights in the Lakes District.  


Good news - this rain band will pass over tonight, assuring us of a brilliant weekend.  Well - that's the theory - but as the locals say, the weather is always fickle in the Lakes District.  Stay tuned!